Thursday, March 24, 2011

Last month, British PM Tony Blair may have considered stepping down

Last month, British PM Tony Blair may have considered stepping down. Why? Just because he lied about WMD

evidence, just because he contradicted his own MI6 intelligence service, just because he launched a murderous

attack on a defenceless third world nation, killing or injuring tens of thousands of people? Just because his

attack was for cynical, political and ideological reasons? Oh come on Tony, it’s no big deal. You may be

responsible, in part, for all of these atrocities and more, but you don’t come close to the disastrous Winston

Spencer Churchill in the warmonger department. Even though Churchill was responsible for escalating or

instigating both world wars, he never resigned. In fact, the fat old nutball just became more popular! Up until

the war ended, of course. Then the ignorant British public threw this great man out of office. Nevertheless, he

’s become ever more popular with each passing year. Now, he’s considered the Man of the Twentieth Century (I

agree, but not for any admirable reason). I say Tony should give the propaganda-and-lies campaign another shot

before he gives in. If an epic mass-murderer like Churchill, phallic cigar stuck in his mouth, saliva running

down his chin and all, can convince people he’s a hero, Tony should be able to as well. On the other hand,

Churchill never had to deal with the Internet, or more specifically, this website. I am optimistic, however,

that Tony Blair may, if the human race lasts long enough, be declared, in true Churchillian fashion, the Man of

the Twenty-First Century.

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