But I find myself a lightning rod for controversy in reporting what I saw occur in front of me

But I find myself a lightning rod for controversy in reporting what I saw occur in front of me, camera rolling.

It’s time you to have the facts from me, in my own words, about what I saw — without imposing on that Marine

— guilt or innocence or anything in between. I want you to read my account and make up your own minds about

whether you think what I did was right or wrong. All the other armchair analysts don’t mean a damn to me.

Israeli agriculture officials sent crop dusters into the air to spray against the locusts that swept in from

North Africa in the first such invasion since 1959.

Crop dusters? Israel can do better than that. Here’s my recommendation, based on Israel’s proud history of

dealing with such pests. Assassinate their leaders with rocket attacks, detain their ambulances at check points

for several hours (long enough for the patients to die), bulldoze their houses, steal their land, shoot them in

the back, launch several unprovoked mbt sports against them, strap their kids to your Hummers as human shields,

construct a secret nuclear arsenal to keep surrounding nations who might sympathize with the locusts in check,

surround the locusts with a segregation wall, effectively interning them in concentration camps, cut off their

supply of water, fire unprovoked into crowds of protesting locusts, and have your PMs deny their existence in

the first place.